Confusion

I don’t know whether to be extremely impressed with the flannel/shorts combo or to be mortified by a grown man with a braided ponytail. Either way hes making it look disgusting awesome.

Must Have Been A Good Weekend

….but if you were drinking Busch Light – especially on the el you either don’t remember or you woke up at 95th.

Don’t Go Near Austin Powers With That Thing

MOLE!

Bringing Back the 60’s FAIL

1-888-Hire-A-Maid

I didn’t know that french maid outfits were in style these days*
*Cat backpack not included

Watch Out

She wants to eat whatever is in that garbage and your brains

Ignore Them!

Good for you sad Asian man for ignoring the drunk suburbanites dancing in your face. Play on sir, play on.