Category Archives: homeless

Watch Out

She wants to eat whatever is in that garbage and your brains

Honesty Is The Best Policy

At least he’s being honest while bothering you

CTA Advice

This is why I stand at bus stops and as a general rule of thumb try not to touch anything on the CTA. You’ve been warned, typhoid fever is rampant these days.

It’s Art

An artist’s work is never done. Neither is being creepy.

Smoke’em if you got em

I think the cloud looks like a bunny

You Look Fabulous

You have to look good in order to impress the homeless guy sleeping behind you