ZZZZZZ……

Shhhhhh….he might actually have to get passengers somewhere in a timely fashion if you wake him.

It’s Monday

I think we all feel the same way

Looks Comfortable Enough

This woman is defying the laws of nature because I am convinced she has a three arms.

Tummy Ache

Probably feeling the effects of eating whatever it was that he found on the floor

Now Boarding

This guy is definitely flying your plane. Good luck!

I Dreamed a Dream

I had a dream that I was raised by beavers

Budget Crisis Starts Here

Your CTA dollars hard at work. Probably works for IDOT too.

Army’s Finest

This gives don’t ask don’t tell a whole new meaning as in, don’t ask this guy anything because you are going to lose a finger

As Good A Place As Any

Being drunk is not even close to excuse. I’m going to recommend this method of clean up.

Monday Morning

Looks like someones got a case of the Mondays. Either that or he’s dead.